Jewel Kilcher:

Jewel Kilcher
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Information:
Name: Jewel Kilcher
Born: 1974-05-23
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2006), The Crossing Guard (1995), MADtv (2001), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2003), MTV Video Music Awards 2001 (2001)
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Marat Safin:

Marat Safin Nude
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Information:
Name: Marat Safin
Born: 1980-01-27
Height: 1.93
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Filmography:
Open Access (2004), The History of Argentine Tennis (2006), Open Access (2006), Rally for Relief (2005), Athens 2004 (2004)
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Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo:

Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo
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Information:
Name: Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo
Born: 1974-02-08
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Kiss of the Dragon (2001), D.A.F.T. (1999), Auberge espagnole, L' (2002), The Saint (1997), I've Been Twelve Forever (2003)
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
AurelioHesutuYs
Why don't women
work as long and as hard as
men in the office?
They do it right first time.
TieboutKalanaM
A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes
into the bar again and says...
'What did you do that for!'
HumphreyPannoowaulu
Why
don't mexicans have checking
accounts?
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
CorwanSikisJu
"What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I
could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That
would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
MorlandHalsigPN
How does a New York University psychology
major turn on
his lights in the morning?
By opening the car
door.
BirkirBurhfordrb
Q: Have you heard about the Irish
abortion
clinic?
A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
MokovaotoOlivierCt
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
ChiloGwynhamiu
Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
WestcottChurchylleS
One day a blonde went to a
sea food
restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She
took pity on
these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went
to the
woods to set the poor animals free.
BachurTyeye