Julianne Nicholson:

Julianne Nicholson

Information: Name: Julianne Nicholson Born: 1971-07-01 Height: 1.75

Filmography: One True Thing (1998), Dead Dog (2000), Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (2009), Her Name Is Carla (2005), Law & Order (2008)

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. OzzyBarrlowUl
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down! ClearyJudewt
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business. ChagiaSlevenRo
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf. WinetorpCalbertSp
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose ! BriantJasperkG
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back! TorrLearyH
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk? WahkanKevionkW
Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor. ShearyGillimh
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not MeinhardGoldenpU
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?" "Yes," said Jackie, and she did. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?" "That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"! BogieDelrayhh